have some goats
so have i mentioned my followers are the best people ever
This has 30 notes. I am 1729% done with this site.
If a 2 hour movie takes 3 hours to load at a constant stream speed, how long after I start streaming can I watch it uninterrupted in full without having to stop to let it load again?
Correct answers earn you nothing.
2 hours + 3 hours = 23 hours. Trust me I’m a mathematician.
and then a week later appeared at a con
tells West to take a picture of him on his death bed, coughing and weak and he’s like in his out of breath voice, ‘son.. you gotta do this.. please.. my last wish..’
and west sighs and takes out his phone and takes a picture of misha with his hands on his chest criss-crossed and his eyes closed. he then takes the phone from west and slowly types:
‘see you in the other side, bitchez!!! ttyl! bbq!’
This man slightly frightens me.
it’s like all of us are him if you know what i mean
So my kitten decided to sit on my pile of candy and now every time someone comes near it she hisses and tries to claw them, kitten I just want candy, stop it.
this little shit even posed for the picture
so, we finally got the candy and put it in the pinata AND NOW IT’S GUARDING THE GOD DAMN PINATA WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE A NICE PARTY
when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk
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Ok.. I’ve NEVER cried over a post…. Until now.. Wtf this is perfect..
This will save so many people’s life. Good answer.(via
This is why I love the tumblr community <3333